Monday, February 07, 2005

*You are Invited! Please read the fine print!

To all students past and present, I will be opening my house from 1-5pm, this Sunday 13th Feb for you to visit me. But to gain entrance to my place, the following terms and conditions need to fulfilled:
  1. Attend a beautiful church service with Mrs Tan in the morning
  2. Bring 2 Oranges [purple with yellow polka dots] willingly and cheerfully
  3. Be ready to clean the house after paying your respects

*Contact William [Chairman 2004] for more details. [oops, did i forget to ask you, William?]

While (2) and (3) are consistent of my hilarious sense of humour and can be treated lightly, (1) is a heartfelt request that you may taste and see that my Lord is good.

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